INSECURITY WARNING: SHAMELESS REQUEST FOR MONEY
Make the season merry and bright!
Donate to our holiday lights project to spread some cheer throughout the year.
We’re creating a a social navigation app designed to raise money
and awareness for non-profits. Can you help? No questions asked.
Santa does NOT do gluten-free.
A SPECTACULAR, SUPER COLOSSAL NEIGHBORHOOD CHRISTMAS-LIGHTS-AND-DISPLAY MOBILE APP
It’ll nearly be like a picture print from Currier and Ives.
Yeah, science, Mr. White.
Santa’s On His Waze
Siri, where are the best holiday light displays?
I don’t know, ask your girlfriend, Alexa.
I’m not stopping to ask for directions. I’m simply asking for money. I want/need/wish/desire to create an app that is driven by good will and family fun. It’s currently under construction with an anticipated 11/26/2020 holiday release. What fun it is to ride and sing…and raise money for community causes. And no, we are not there yet. Go ask your mother.
Capture the energy and spirit of holiday lights. Swipe this app to bring communities and causes together.
Make the season bright with real time photo ops. Pix earn points for designated charities. The more, the merrier.
Over the river and through the woods…you know where this is going. Karma begins at home, so don’t spare the horses.
PEACE ON EARTH
May this app help us become mindful of the light within us all. And may we stop at the new big Dunkin’ for a cup of Joy.
Find the true meaning of Christmas.
Donate Money, Money, Money!
You’ll get what’s coming to you. You’ll get your fair share.
Donate now. Our better angels are standing by.
What do YOU want for Christmas?
(We want to help make spirits bright)
of $5k goal
It’s Not Only Make Believe
The Holiday Drive Mobile App is in the workshop. Our in-house expert is conducting in-depth research – even on his lunch break. All of us are chipping in to optimize our smiles-to-miles. With extensive experience in dentistry and travel, Hervey assures us that this is the best route for success.
$20 will get you on the nice list.
For $50 you can be naughty.
It isn’t tax deductible, but it is good karma. Donate now and save your soul. The money will be put to good use for our soon-to-be non-profit and our first social engagement app.
Following in the footsteps of Paul Newman, 100% of profits from this venture will go to charity. For starters, we are focusing our efforts on the Avielle Foundation. This is our way to carry the sleigh in the spirit of Jeremy Richman.
Kindness is the light that dissolves all walls between souls, families, and nations. ― Paramahansa Yogananda
In this time of fear and fracture, darkness and division, we seek to rise to the collective task of shining our lights and healing the world…while raising money and awareness for good causes.
A Holiday Headstart
The Holiday Drive App is set to arrive by Christmas 2020. With over 30 years’ experience in non-profit development and fundraising, we are way ahead of the game. We won’t beat holiday traffic, but we can make it worth your while.
Good Tidings to You
From our families to yours, we wish you and your community a season filled with light, love and laughter. And money. Please don’t make us use Kickstarter. We’d rather shoot an eye out.
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Do you like smiling? Smiling is our favorite. Get on our smiling list! We’ll send you updates on our progress so you can track the app.